{"product_id":"bless-this-shit-show-embroidery-kit","title":"Bless This Shit Show Embroidery Kit","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eThis suspiciously wholesome embroidery kit features delicate red and blue lettering, dainty little flowers, and the kind of energy that says, \u003ci\u003e“Yes, my life is a flaming circus tent, but at least it’s decorative.”\u003c\/i\u003e The crisp white background makes the chaos feel classy, while the phrase \u003ci\u003e“Bless This Shitshow”\u003c\/i\u003e ties it all together like a bow on a dumpster fire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eIncluded: a 6\" bamboo hoop, printed fabric, floss in just-pretty-enough colors, two needles (in case you rage-bend one), a threader, and instructions that assume you’ve either done this before or you’re good at winging it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan lang=\"EN\"\u003eWhether you're embracing the mess or just looking for something to stab while everything around you implodes, this is your craft therapy with a floral finish. Makes a perfect gift for anyone who’s somehow still functioning.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FUNATIC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41823958433850,"sku":null,"price":28.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0114\/8039\/9930\/files\/Bless_This_Shit_Show_Embroidery_Kit_-_Funatic_-_Hank_Sylvie_s.jpg?v=1792946190","url":"https:\/\/hankandsylvies.com\/products\/bless-this-shit-show-embroidery-kit","provider":"Hank \u0026 Sylvies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}