Stay Away From Assholes Notecard $6.00 Default Title - $6.00 Quantity This product is currently sold out. Please fill in the form below if you'd like to be notified when it becomes available. The Key To Happiness... Notecard The Key To Happiness... Stay Away From Assholes Notecard Size: 4.25" by 5.5" folded - A2 Material: Each card is printed on 100lb cover stock with a kraft envelope. Inside: Blank for your sassy-ass message. Color Options: White.